If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
I read it in his voice
we all did
Give the artist her credit: askthederpvengers.com
IMGUR IS NOT A VIABLE SOURCE
If you want to play adult Rufioh, maybe don’t play an Ancestor.
Ok this will be me rambling about stuff most of you will already know.
Firstly: The Ancestors don’t remember playing Sgrub. Only the Signless has visions from Beforus. The others. Don’t. Remember. Shit.
Secondly, the timeline.
- Dolorosa finds the Signless and raises him. -> Sermons -> Followers (including the Disciple and Psiioniic) -> Execution. Dolorosa is sold into slavery, Psiioniic is now a battery, the Disciple can escape and starts writing down the sermons of the Signless on cave walls.
- Darkleer is exiled. Mindfang sticks out her neck to offer him protection.
- Dualscar and Mindfang are in a working kismessitude until Mindfang starts to go crazy because she doesn’t really know how to handle matespritships. She abuses Dolorosa and Dualscar finally has enough of her shit, he sends someone to kill the Dolorosa, raises the bounty on Mindfang’s head, gives away her position and gets killed by the Grand Highblood (because he wasn’t funny).
- Redglare is sent after Mindfang. Pyralspite blinds her left eye, destroys her entire fleet and Redglare cuts off her left arm -> Trial, Mindfang manipulates the lowblood masses to hang Redglare instead of her. Mindfang kills His Honorable Tyranny and goes to visit Darkleer. Darkleer builds her a new arm and hides her Cueball for her.
- CENTURIES PASS. WHICH MEAN HUNDREDS OF SWEEPS: THAT’S A VERY, VERY LONG TIME OK?
- The Disciple probably died of old age. We don’t know for sure. Mindfang hid a lot of treasure, made maps and hid her journal in a chest as well.
- The Summoner is born, becomes a Cavalreaper, reveals his wings leads a rebellion, is in a matespritship with Mindfang, kills her and his revolt fails. Which means he probably died as well.
- Adults are banned from Alternia. Alternia is like an exclusive club for children now.
- The Condesce conquers worlds with her spaceship and she keeps extending Psiioniics lifespan. Then the 12 trolls play Sgrub and Gl’bgolyb kills all trolls in the universe except those that reached the medium in time and the Condesce herself.
- MUCH MUCH LATER the Handmaid lands on Alternia and Scratch takes her with him and makes her a servant and then she is everywhere and nowhere because she timetravels a lot and keeps the timeline stable.
I hope you learned something today. THANK YOU,
Preach it, sister.
this was very useful because I always had trouble working out what went down in this part of the story
firmly grasp it link
A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
SHIT YEAH THIS IS IMPORTANT SO SPREAD THE WORD PLEASE
Guys, this is FAKE. Seriously, even the poor English gave this away. I knew the second I read it that it sounded made up.
I have arrived in hell.
I WILL BUY ALL OF THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN PLACE. I WILL PERSONALLY BUY EVERY BETTY CROCKER BRAND ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND AND USE IT IN THE KITCHEN. AND THEN FIFTEEN YEARS FROM NOW I WILL INVITE FRIENDS OVER FOR DINNER AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE “oh how cute and quirky Betty Crocker” AND ONE FRIEND, JUST ONE, WILL HAVE A HORRIFIED LOOK ON HER FACE POORLY HIDDEN WITH A FAKE SMILE AND HALFHEARTED CHUCKLE AND I WILL LOOK AT HER AND POINT AND SQUINT UNTIL EVERYONE SHUTS UP AND I WILL SLOWLY WALK TO HER AND GET ON MY KNEES AND GRAB HER HANDS IN MINE AND LEAN IN VERY CLOSE AND SAY “I warned you about stairs bro” AND WE WILL BOTH BURST INTO TEARS AND REMEMBER THE OLDEN DAYS WHILE ALL OUR OTHER FRIENDS WILL WATCH IN CONFUSION